Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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