No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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