Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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