i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
