I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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