marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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