brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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