CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
