Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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