Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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