is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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