Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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