my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
