When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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