I just made out with a guy for $7.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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