I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
