is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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