Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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