Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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