Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Even my vagina gasped.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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