I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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