the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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