i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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