The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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