I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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