Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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