My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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