dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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