the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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