She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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