What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dick very happy bro
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So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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