:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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