he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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