I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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