Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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