she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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