i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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