White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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