i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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