the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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