Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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