i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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