Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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