the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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