dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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