I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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