we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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