Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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