The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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