fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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