Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
