your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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