Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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