It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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