He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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