You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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