Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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