Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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